What you'll need in your bloody computer:
notepad
windows OS
Time taken:
20 seconds average, 1 minute for someone who has Parkinson's Disease.
Steps:
1.Open notepad
2.Type this code:MYSTRING=(80000000)
3.Save it as RAM.VBE or MEMORY.VBE or even FUCKING RAM.VBE
What's importan is just the .VBE replacing the .txt file extension.
4.Save at desktop and double click. You'll feeling the boost of
file to the performance.
What's happening?
The MYSTRING increases the data traffic flowing in the ram,
THUS increasing the performance.It is an old trick by my friend,
and try experimenting!
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Why we hate hypocrite.
Hi everyone, its me again, cendol.
Did you notice people around you telling yo to do good.
Do they really do what they tell to others?
Let me tell you a bloddy story what I had learnt last week.
Well as always, I woke up in the morning at 6.30 am.It was late.
Very late.
I rushed for shower and pray for subuh...in the dorm.
Then this guy saw me,who is my senior and the spiritual organisization expo member, known as BADAR, telling me to pray at the surau and blocked me from praying in the dorm. He's lucky because I don't like to fight in the morning.I left the dorm and go to the surau, and do subuh prayer.
But it getting worse as my stomach rumbling like hell. I go back to the hostel and start searching for my pair of sandals but POOF, it's gone.
Suddenly, I saw the SAME guy who defined himself as the 'alim' people,stole my sandal and go to the bathroom. I shout WTF to that guy.Unnoticed I saw the BADAR president behind me. He scolded me about the swearing.
CONCLUSION?
These type of people, is hard to bother. Love to tell people to do good, but never save it up for themselves.Please,exile these people if you can, or they will step on your head, leaving you in stupidity.
Hate hypocrite.2010.
Did you notice people around you telling yo to do good.
Do they really do what they tell to others?
Let me tell you a bloddy story what I had learnt last week.
Well as always, I woke up in the morning at 6.30 am.It was late.
Very late.
I rushed for shower and pray for subuh...in the dorm.
Then this guy saw me,who is my senior and the spiritual organisization expo member, known as BADAR, telling me to pray at the surau and blocked me from praying in the dorm. He's lucky because I don't like to fight in the morning.I left the dorm and go to the surau, and do subuh prayer.
But it getting worse as my stomach rumbling like hell. I go back to the hostel and start searching for my pair of sandals but POOF, it's gone.
Suddenly, I saw the SAME guy who defined himself as the 'alim' people,stole my sandal and go to the bathroom. I shout WTF to that guy.Unnoticed I saw the BADAR president behind me. He scolded me about the swearing.
CONCLUSION?
These type of people, is hard to bother. Love to tell people to do good, but never save it up for themselves.Please,exile these people if you can, or they will step on your head, leaving you in stupidity.
Hate hypocrite.2010.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
It was a bloody week as I was extremely busy.Meetings,task and of course,the homeworks.
Well,that's not the point for me writing this bloody post.Its because,I felt a little bit uncomfortable in the school lately.
We just call this guy Mr.A,alright?Mr.A is someone who is REALLY religious in my school.Wearing white kopiah on his head is a must except sleep,taking a shower and sports.No hard feeling on that but what I disapointed on him is because of how he approachd to the students as a teacher.Or what we call,a warden of a hostel.
Our watercooler had broke last year.Demanding on repairing the ONLY consumable water source is done EVERY week but no action is taken.Mr.A do nothing.But he gives his STUPIDEST reason why he don't repair the watercooler.
"You (students) don't need a watercooler.Even I don't even have it when im in secondary school"
After that spicy word passed through my ears,three letters already appeared in my mind.WTF?
What do he expect for us to do when thirsty?Drink from the filthy drain?Try to get out from the bloody hostel and go to the cafeteria for some water?Go to hell Mr.A.
Maybe,he wants us to die inside because of dehydration.Holocaust huh?
Understanding how students feel living in a hostel is an important value to be a warden.For me,he seems to be lack of empathy towards students.For me,the only guys who cares about students is only our principal and the assistant of students affairs.You can see his blog (arab2u.blogspot.com).
I WILL write more about this NEVER-ENDING issue in my school in future.Stay tuned.
-------->Next chaptiere:Relation between students and teachers
Well,that's not the point for me writing this bloody post.Its because,I felt a little bit uncomfortable in the school lately.
We just call this guy Mr.A,alright?Mr.A is someone who is REALLY religious in my school.Wearing white kopiah on his head is a must except sleep,taking a shower and sports.No hard feeling on that but what I disapointed on him is because of how he approachd to the students as a teacher.Or what we call,a warden of a hostel.
Our watercooler had broke last year.Demanding on repairing the ONLY consumable water source is done EVERY week but no action is taken.Mr.A do nothing.But he gives his STUPIDEST reason why he don't repair the watercooler.
"You (students) don't need a watercooler.Even I don't even have it when im in secondary school"
After that spicy word passed through my ears,three letters already appeared in my mind.WTF?
What do he expect for us to do when thirsty?Drink from the filthy drain?Try to get out from the bloody hostel and go to the cafeteria for some water?Go to hell Mr.A.
Maybe,he wants us to die inside because of dehydration.Holocaust huh?
Understanding how students feel living in a hostel is an important value to be a warden.For me,he seems to be lack of empathy towards students.For me,the only guys who cares about students is only our principal and the assistant of students affairs.You can see his blog (arab2u.blogspot.com).
I WILL write more about this NEVER-ENDING issue in my school in future.Stay tuned.
-------->Next chaptiere:Relation between students and teachers
Monday, December 21, 2009
A true story,of a freak
This time,I want to share you all a story.
One of my dormates,which a little bit weird.Remember,the story I would like to share IS A TRUE story.So,if you're still not belive it,then leave it.
I was on the way to the school.Im seeing a guy,which is one of the guy who stay with me,in the same dorm.It's already 7.00am,
the class is going to start,BUT WHAT THE HELL is he doing in the dorm.I rushed back to my dorm and I see he is still ironing his ....UNDERWEAR.Moreover,the underwear still wet,and HE is using THE IRON which 14 people IN MY DORM uses for daily usage for IRONING the school shirts ONLY.
Wanna know more weird things he had done?
Just one month ago,he borrowed my bottle because he needs a bottle TO BRING some water to his camping program.So i lend him a plastic bottle.He don't want it.He wants my NIKE bottle,which i got from my birthday with is age of only 1 DAY.
He is my senior,so I gave it,although I KNOW there will be somthing wrong when I give something to him.
So,yesterday I remembered about it,and I decided to call him.
I was totally forgot about my bottle,I MEAN A GENUINE NIKE DRINKING BOTTLE.So I called him.
Me:yo,where's my bottle,it's nearly a MONTH you borrowed it.
Weird guy:Sorry dude,it was kinda emergency,i can't hold on my urine while I was jungle trekking so i used your bottle to....
Want me to expand the words?I think you can get the picture of WHAT he is doing with my bottle.
So I scold this freak minded human,I swear and swear until he put down the phone.Well,I don't want to hurt this guy,but he IS IRRITIATING.He DONT have friends,and he give a reason why:-
Weird guy:I dont have friends because all the students say i'm black.They say im fat and ugly.
Well,at least this is one of the explanation which he had give to the students affairs.I don't really mind about this guy either.
About my bottle,forget about it.I just want to give you all an advice.STAY away from this type of person.If you make this person a friend,YOU will be infected.You'll become weird too.
One of my dormates,which a little bit weird.Remember,the story I would like to share IS A TRUE story.So,if you're still not belive it,then leave it.
I was on the way to the school.Im seeing a guy,which is one of the guy who stay with me,in the same dorm.It's already 7.00am,
the class is going to start,BUT WHAT THE HELL is he doing in the dorm.I rushed back to my dorm and I see he is still ironing his ....UNDERWEAR.Moreover,the underwear still wet,and HE is using THE IRON which 14 people IN MY DORM uses for daily usage for IRONING the school shirts ONLY.
Wanna know more weird things he had done?
Just one month ago,he borrowed my bottle because he needs a bottle TO BRING some water to his camping program.So i lend him a plastic bottle.He don't want it.He wants my NIKE bottle,which i got from my birthday with is age of only 1 DAY.
He is my senior,so I gave it,although I KNOW there will be somthing wrong when I give something to him.
So,yesterday I remembered about it,and I decided to call him.
I was totally forgot about my bottle,I MEAN A GENUINE NIKE DRINKING BOTTLE.So I called him.
Me:yo,where's my bottle,it's nearly a MONTH you borrowed it.
Weird guy:Sorry dude,it was kinda emergency,i can't hold on my urine while I was jungle trekking so i used your bottle to....
Want me to expand the words?I think you can get the picture of WHAT he is doing with my bottle.
So I scold this freak minded human,I swear and swear until he put down the phone.Well,I don't want to hurt this guy,but he IS IRRITIATING.He DONT have friends,and he give a reason why:-
Weird guy:I dont have friends because all the students say i'm black.They say im fat and ugly.
Well,at least this is one of the explanation which he had give to the students affairs.I don't really mind about this guy either.
About my bottle,forget about it.I just want to give you all an advice.STAY away from this type of person.If you make this person a friend,YOU will be infected.You'll become weird too.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
The thing I played...mostly
Well,at first you may think im playing hardcore games such as cod4,starcraft or anything.I KNOW I HAD POST ABOUT UNHEALTHY-nest OF VIDEOGAMES.But this thing,its gonna be a soo addictive game and even you can play it on your notebook.It is so damn light and it's FREE too!!!
Introducing,THE CS2D.
Its same as Counter Strike,but it only top down view,non 3d,minus headshots.
BUT,it has features that make this thing so awesome.
DOWNLOAD NOW
Introducing,THE CS2D.
Its same as Counter Strike,but it only top down view,non 3d,minus headshots.
BUT,it has features that make this thing so awesome.
Flamethrower,lasermines,it also have portal guns!Lasers?They have it too!
Give it a try.You got nothing to lose.
Give it a try.You got nothing to lose.
DOWNLOAD NOW
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Iphone?No,this is Iorgane.
Iphone?No,this is Iorgane.[Although they spelt it wrong...]
Here's I got a videoclip which I had taken from the Youtube.It was an advertistment for the Iorgane [pronounced as orange..LOL] for their new MULTI-TOUCH handphone the Touch Cool F4.Looks cool,but does these chinese had done the product well?
Firstly,it's sucks.It's pale and it looks ..ODD.I mean,WEIRD...and stupid too..Why can't they make their own design?It is so obvious that they are trying to copy the iPhone.And yeah,the logo sucks too.
Second,one of my internet friend just bought it,on Ebay.One hours later,the Touch Cool broke in his jeans.Poof,just like that,the screen cracked and it cannot reboot anymore.Talk about china's product quality,don't think it's gonna be good.
Thirdly,Accelerometer?Yeah,they got the features,but see them on action in the ad.They couldn't TURN the bike in THE GAME.One word to describe it,BLOODY LAME.
Still want it?Go search on Ebay.145$.A stupid phone+a huge disappointment.Go ahead,take a try.
What?Apple gonna sue them?Nah,Apple just gonna let these guys free.Spending 145$ for a touch cool F4?You'll look stupid.You'll look stupid when every time you took that out.Enjoy the stupid ad.
Fake iPhone,Made In China
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Videogames = Best way to reduce stress???
Belive with the statement?
You better don't.Playing these things just making your brain go...a little cookoo.
Seriously,trust me.I had gone gaming on my pc for nearly 10 hours.Non stop.But,How come
I can play this game for 10 hours WITHOUT being hungry,sleepy or even forgot
to go pee.This is where the videogames magic's began.
Your focus are 100% on the games.It so much fun until you forget to do something more important such as taking shower,breakfast and yes you'll forget your homeworks too...
It is some kind of hypnosis that controls yourself.Moreover,if you're playing a game which is so hard,you're going to swear and started to throw the controlers and bang it to the floor.
Now you're calling it stress reduction activity?
If you had a hard time playing games,stop immidiately and go take a walk outside.
Usually,if you're stuck in a stage or level which is hard,it's seems that you don't had enough concentration and energy to keep up.By doing this,you will refresh yourself and be in a better condition.
Take Care.....videogames are fun but sucks making your LIFE happy.
You better don't.Playing these things just making your brain go...a little cookoo.
Seriously,trust me.I had gone gaming on my pc for nearly 10 hours.Non stop.But,How come
I can play this game for 10 hours WITHOUT being hungry,sleepy or even forgot
to go pee.This is where the videogames magic's began.
Your focus are 100% on the games.It so much fun until you forget to do something more important such as taking shower,breakfast and yes you'll forget your homeworks too...
It is some kind of hypnosis that controls yourself.Moreover,if you're playing a game which is so hard,you're going to swear and started to throw the controlers and bang it to the floor.
Now you're calling it stress reduction activity?
If you had a hard time playing games,stop immidiately and go take a walk outside.
Usually,if you're stuck in a stage or level which is hard,it's seems that you don't had enough concentration and energy to keep up.By doing this,you will refresh yourself and be in a better condition.
Take Care.....videogames are fun but sucks making your LIFE happy.
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